Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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time to spruce up!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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