NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

No your aunties a joke

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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