- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why so serious ?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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