- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Alchohol.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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