- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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