Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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