Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

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