- Anti Joke

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic