- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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