- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

YOU

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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