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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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