violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A hill billy went fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...