- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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