Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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