A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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