When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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you see theres this guy.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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