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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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