casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Women's Rights

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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