- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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