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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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