- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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