- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

9/11

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

gingers

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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