Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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