What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Corn Muffins

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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