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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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