- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

drugs.

I Have a Black Friend

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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