What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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