- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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