- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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