- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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