How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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