What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Once upon a time a was born

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Men's rights

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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