- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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