Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what are you mike bibby?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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