why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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