- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A guy walks into a bar

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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