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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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