- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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