What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

read this sentence again.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

I will create more jobs for americans

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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