- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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