- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

dat shoe shine tho

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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