- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The child was fired from his job.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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