- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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