Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

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