- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

This isn't funny.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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