Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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