A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Jesus Christ

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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