What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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