- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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