Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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