- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I like that, but why am I happy?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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