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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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