What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Flowers are colors Love me

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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