- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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