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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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