Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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