How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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