Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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women rights

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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