- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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