- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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