- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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