Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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