- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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