- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Yes

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Tunechi

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.