- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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