Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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women rights

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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GOODBYE

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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