why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Anti Joke

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