How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why so serious ?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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