- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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