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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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123 f*ck off

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

whats green and lives in the water

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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