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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

My spelling is horrible

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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