What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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