What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Your adopted

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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