- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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