- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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