- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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