A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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