roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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