What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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