:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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