- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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