Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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