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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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