- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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