- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

knock knock i have diarrhea

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

David Cameron

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Grace Ackerson

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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