- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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