A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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