- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Women's Rights

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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