What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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