What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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