What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Gustavo Andrade

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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