- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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