- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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