- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Cripples are lame.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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