- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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