What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What page are you on The gay page.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Knock Knock No solicitors

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...