Minecraft.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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gay people

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Gangnam style

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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A Fat Kenyan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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