how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Poop

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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