What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Safe sex MR

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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thomas!!!!

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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