How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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CRY

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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