What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Jews

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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