You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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