- Anti Joke

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.