- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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