Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what happens every day? People die

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

... Chan chan

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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