Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Religionh

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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This joke is funny

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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