- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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